Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
#GOODBYEGWEN
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Two (DYM 112)
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