If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Worst Jokes Ever
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
AOT > ur fav anime.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Up (DYM 94).
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
