Worst Jokes Ever

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

What's the difference between a knife and my life?

A knife has a point.

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Some girls are like rocks.

You skip the flat ones.

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?

Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.

Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

had (DYM 111).

I like CHEESE!

Americans are fat.

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂