Worst Jokes Ever
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.