Worst Jokes Ever
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
The joke above me sucks.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.