Worst Jokes Ever
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.