Worst Jokes Ever
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Dick sucking.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.