Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Worst Jokes Ever
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Ass (DYM 89).
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I’m DaBaby.
Oral
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Worst joke.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
The rain is my tears.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
