Worst Jokes Ever
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Bunger got me like:
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What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.