Worst Jokes Ever
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Milk (DYM 115).
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
I'm so fucking bored.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Petal
Hana?
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Suck your mum's bum.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.