Worst Jokes Ever

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Why is Broly always mad?

Answer: His bros dead.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?

Ape Suzettes.

What does a gorilla attorney study?

The law of the jungle.

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Lesbian stands for:

L: Loving

E: Extra

S: Shitty

B: Bitches

I: I

A: Am attracted to

N: Nice girls.

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A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!

Gallons (DYM 113).

Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.