Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
Worst Jokes Ever
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y’uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new “job”, so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!
Y’uree (😯): I don’t know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm... mhmmmmmm... ummmmm... hmmmmmm... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y’uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Y’uree (🙄😒): Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same
Halyei (😊): Hello Y’uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y’uree (😏): Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei (😘): Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod (😒): Are you Breya???
Halyei (😕): No... do I like that flying bastard???
Jarod (😣): Ugh... no... baby, you’re free to go!
Halyei (😔): Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! (😟) Sorry for being an idiot. (😔) I really miss her. (🤔) Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? (🙄) No, I’m not gay! ( ) WHY!!! (😌) Can you come to the please fuck me! It’s the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! (😨) Sorry!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
