Worst Jokes Ever

Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.

When did I realize COVID was serious?

When I saw your teeth social distancing.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A. Ask your mother.

What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?

"You're the ying to my yang!"

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer doesn't leave.

Dark jokes are just like water.

Not everybody gets it.

Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

Him: No, have you seen where it is?

Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."

WTF 850 COMMENTS???

I (DYM 117)

Hey do you know saga?

Saga these ball sacks!

I have a girlfriend.

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!