Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Worst Jokes Ever
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Anyone play Roblox?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
