Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.