Worst Jokes Ever

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."

Why are orphans lonely?

Because they don't have parents to talk to.

Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

What's the difference between orphans and dogs?

Dogs get adopted.

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!