Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Worst Jokes Ever
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
The (DYM 103).
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
Frère l'été ici!
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Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
I'm horny and gay.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
