Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Orphans are cool.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."