Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
I'm gay because I like men.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Jugs!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
