Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Don't free Britney!
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.