Worst Jokes Ever
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Me and the boys are cool.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?