Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"