Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
P or N?
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.