Worst Jokes Ever

I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage :)

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

Why can't orphans tell jokes?

They have no one to tell them to, people.

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.

Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

MISSING!!

MISSING!!

Name: Ghostiano Penaldo

Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium

Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

Last found - Practicing tap ins.

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.

Might be dangerous towards good players.

MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️

Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.

Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.

If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.

Guys, this is not funny. Stop.

I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.

I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.

I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.

I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????

Nope. I'm moving to Japan.

KONNICHIWA

What happened when the duck crossed the road?

It crossed the road.

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

Sorry.

Me: Calls 9-1-1.

Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?

Me: *hangs up*