Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

I have a fat ass.

Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Kid amogus backwards.

SUGOMA DIK!

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for "poo."

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

They have no mother's or father's day.

Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!

I like Cheetos.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.

A school bus full of children.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business!

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"

Unpopular opinion about programming but,

"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."