Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

You were supposed to be born in the tree.

The sticks were your siblings.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

Another Nazi joke.

Did Nazi that coming?

Did Jew?

My foot itches.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"