Worst Jokes Ever
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.