Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."