Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
