Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.