Worst Jokes Ever
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.