Worst Jokes Ever
Joe Biden
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
I had a dad.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.