Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.
Worst Jokes Ever
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
What is this website?
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?
They don't have a dad to check the closet.
