Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow who?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.

I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.

He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.

Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"

The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."

The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.

So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.