Worst Jokes Ever
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.