How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Hot man is sexy.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
