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Worst Jokes Ever
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
