Worst Jokes Ever
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.