Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Hola Jackie :^
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
I breathe in African food.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.