Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
When I walk to school, I fart.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.