Worst Jokes Ever

What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.

What do emos use as birth control?

Their personalities!

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.

What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.

I cummed on the alley.

Orgasm means two things:

1. During you masturbate.

2. You torture phantoms.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"