Worst Jokes Ever
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What is mad cow disease?
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."