My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Worst Jokes Ever
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? π (Itβs all about how you pronounce the end.)
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
I have a fat ass.
Why canβt orphans play poker? Because they donβt know what a full house is.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
