What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
I want to be loved.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Dick sucking.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
