Worst Jokes Ever
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and youāre in deep shit.
Q: Whatās the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer canāt even do it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Iād tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
Itās like masturbation. Sometimes itās not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. Thatās what thighjobs are for.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.