Worst Jokes Ever
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
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