Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
