Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Fat

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Pool

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I got caught peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!

Orphan

Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."

Student: "That’s sad."

Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"

Student: "Your parents."

Baby

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”