When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Worst Jokes Ever
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
"Ur mum is big."
Abortion isn't murder, it's just canceling a pre-order.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
