Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do people eat bread?
I ate a man because he was dead!
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.