Worst Jokes Ever

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.