Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂