Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
I like dildos.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
Haha joke haha!
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.