Worst Jokes Ever
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤