I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
When is a cold not a cold?
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Earth is full. Go home!
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
