Worst Jokes Ever
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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
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The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.