Worst Jokes Ever
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.