Worst Jokes Ever
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Balls in your jaws.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.