Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do people eat bread?
I ate a man because he was dead!
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.