Worst Jokes Ever
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.