Worst Jokes Ever
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
Make this post have 1000 comments.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.