Worst Jokes Ever

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Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.

Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.

The answer is 0.

"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"

"Who was in the race?"

"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"

22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.

Why are dead baby jokes always funny?

They never get old.

Why can't the orphan run past third base?

'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes.

"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.

What do you call a scared cow?

A COW-ard.

Why are cows such great dancers?

They have all the best moooves!

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

My mom told me to be positive...

I was heading to an HIV test.

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.