Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?
They come with an Elon Musk.
