Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Worst Jokes Ever
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
