Worst Jokes Ever
I know I'm valuable.
I come with a barcode.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.