Worst Jokes Ever
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.