Worst Jokes Ever
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I love Communism.
Make America Great Britain again!
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Blue Takis?
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.