Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.