Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Quarantine.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

What do eggs like doing on stage?

Cracking jokes!

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?

Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.

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Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.

What is an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Why don’t orphans play poker?

'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

"No."

Yeah, but then he woke up.