Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
I love jumping off cliffs.
Your dad has a huge PP.
I like penis in my bum!
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?