Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"