Worst Jokes Ever
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
I bet you like men!
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.