Worst Jokes Ever

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

Yo mama joke.

When does an emo get jealous at a phone?

When it dies.

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Why is Biden a priest?

So kids call him father.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

Why is Daisy afraid of candles?

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What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

A B C D E F GUN.

What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?

He mist.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.

Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.