Worst Jokes Ever
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Kiwi loves Brad.
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.