What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
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