Stop it why offends... asf.
Worst Jokes Ever
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Yeah yeah.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
