Worst Jokes Ever
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.