What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Worst Jokes Ever
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
