Worst Jokes Ever
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Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
What if your Corona test is neutral?
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Levi
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.