Worst Jokes Ever

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?

Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.

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Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.

What is an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Why don’t orphans play poker?

'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

"No."

Yeah, but then he woke up.

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?

What do we want? Racecar noises!

When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?

I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"

Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?

But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!

Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.

Why is the sand always pissed off?

Because the sand never waves back!

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

Santa Claus gives a child a bike. The child was mad. Why? He had no legs.

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!