What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Worst Jokes Ever
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
