Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
You are so cat.
You are so dumb.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
You got a pig head!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Sus
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Yoav