Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Daddy, harder!
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!