Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
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Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.