Worst Jokes Ever
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Biggest balls?
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
What's big and black?
My balls.