Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Worst Jokes Ever
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
Haha joke haha!
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
