Worst Jokes Ever
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Comment if I'm ugly.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.