Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
You are a fat pig.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
My bum hurts.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
"Dababy midget porn."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Rat
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.