"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Worst Jokes Ever
A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.
So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."
Butter believe it.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Ur face.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
