Worst Jokes Ever
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Mama milky?
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.