A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
Worst Jokes Ever
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
