Worst Jokes Ever

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Grass.

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!