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Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
The priest is gay.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
