If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Add me on Discord! @ moon💕#9999
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why are my students so naughty?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
