Worst Jokes Ever
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Your mom #69.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.