I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Worst Jokes Ever
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
