Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What month has 28 days?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
I love big hot sexy men.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.