Worst Jokes Ever
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Penis and balls.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
You suck.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.