Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Worst Jokes Ever
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
