Worst Jokes Ever

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

What is a pile of balls?

What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30.

Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.

What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?

CrossFit.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

What is an orphan's favorite TV show?

"Alone."

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

Ajay's leg.

Why do orphans hate playing baseball?

'Cause they can't get a home run.

Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?

Parent's signature: ___________

Suck on deez balls!