Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.