Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
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What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.