Worst Jokes Ever
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.