Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
789.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Sorry but, no one asked.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"